the bruce pill

today i woke up feeling like this blog of mine needs more comedy
light relief
witty anecdotes
and sly asides
i think i'm gonna go up to half price
and thumb through some books in the comedy/magic tricks section
it'll do me some good
there's also this pill that contains actual strands of lenny bruce's DNA
it's kind of expensive
3 grand a pop
results only after 12 months
but then
"instantly" transformed
in to one biting mofo satirist
ready to take on every relevant and irrelevant socio economic issue under the sun
i probably can't come up with the cash
so for now i'll just go with
have you heard the one about the rubber chicken with the peg leg?