charmis

gavin has a new obsession

ex-pulp leader

jarvis cocker

for starters

he calls him "charmis"

i can't go 3 minutes in the car

without a request from the backseat

to play charmis

"don't let him waste your time is my favorite song dadda!"

if i try and listen to something else

gavin will keep repeating

"charmis - dadda - charmis - play charmis please dadda"

i would have to be heartless to not give in

to his pleas

"play it LOUD dadda"

so then we have listen to

"don't let him..."

"black magic"

and "heavy weather"

in succession

over and over again

no skipping

LOUD

he's recently made the keen observation

that charmis and i share the same taste

in eyewear

so he politely asks me for my glasses

so that he can stand like charmis does

on the front cover

i've included a pic

for your amusement

last night i was thrilled to see

that later with jools holland

was having jarvis on as a guest

i couldn't wait to see how G would react

to seeing his new musical hero

come to life on the big screen

this morning i told him

i had a "special treat" for him

the "special treat" is usually some sort of candy

so he was very confused when i revealed charmis

on TV as the "treat"

but he instantly got down to a serious thumb suck

as he watched charmis lay down his moves

and grooves

including a marvelous spanking of his own bottom

which gavin fully appreciated

as he is also currently very interested in

well...

butts